I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.

The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.

“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?”

I think when my mother died, it was such a - you know, a shock to the logic that I had been raised with.

I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.