I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.
Jim GaffiganThere is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
Jim GaffiganThat's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.
Jim Gaffigan