I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.