That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.
Jim GaffiganDon't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
Jim GaffiganI see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
Jim Gaffigan