Stand-up used to be much more of a form combat. Heckling was much more common [in the '90s]. And I couldn't get stage time, and so I would go out to Pip's in Sheepshead Bay.

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

There are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.

What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

Comedy is a very lucrative business now, but when everyone first went into it, it didn't make sense from a financial standpoint.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.