I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? They’re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isn’t it?