I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

Holidays are also an opportunity for kids to unlearn every good habit they've learned during the rest of the year. They don't go to school. They get to stay up past their bedtime. They get candy and presents for doing nothing. Childhood utopia.

I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.