My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

If someone picks up one thing you've written, you want them to go, 'Wow, this is pretty good.'