The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

Award shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water.

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.