I worked on USA Today as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal.
Jim GaffiganThanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.
Jim GaffiganI watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
Jim GaffiganI think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.
Jim GaffiganThe entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."
Jim Gaffigan