We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was "The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan." And it was a bit terrifying.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.