You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.

I guess the reasons against having more children always seem uninspiring and superficial. What exactly am I missing out on? Money? A few more hours of sleep? A more peaceful meal? More hair? These are nothing compared to what I get from these five monsters who rule my life.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

I come from a very big family. Nine parents.

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.