Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you defer to that. It's just kind of how it's constructed. Is there some leeway? Yeah. But I also don't want to come across as a jerk.
Jim GaffiganThanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.
Jim GaffiganI think when my mother died, it was such a - you know, a shock to the logic that I had been raised with.
Jim GaffiganOne of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
Jim Gaffigan