I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.
Jim GaffiganThe appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.
Jim GaffiganWhatever a writer gets paid for his book, it's never enough. I think that's true. It's hard work. But in the end, you wrote a book. It's something real and tangible that sits on a shelf forever.
Jim GaffiganThat's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.
Jim Gaffigan