You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.