My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.

Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers.

My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.