You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

Be more assertive with what you want to do.

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.

Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

I've had plenty of friends tell me that their first time doing stand-up, they do well, and then they tank for a while after that. Kind of like the first time you do a drug, you're like, "Huh! This is pretty darn good," and then you spend all your money trying to get the same high.