Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

As I go on in standup, I keep being described as cleaner and cleaner as I do each hour, they're like, 'It's unbelievable how clean,' 'He's the cleanest person in the world.' And then I'll do shows and people will be like, 'You're supposed to be so clean, but you're talking about cancer.'

I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.