Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

I'm afraid of a couple things. I'm afraid of getting caught up in other people's expectations, because I feel like that's an ongoing battle.

The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

I left the Midwest thinking I didn't fit in. But when I got to New York, I realized how truly Midwestern I was.