For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I'm going.
Jim GaffiganI feel like, even in this crazy world of Trump getting elected and these things that really kind of caught me off-guard, I feel like I understand less than I did.
Jim GaffiganActually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
Jim GaffiganIronically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.
Jim Gaffigan