Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.

I didn't think that it's something that would happen. I didn't think I would be in the position, emotionally or financially, to be able to do that. But I've been lucky [to have big family].

I don't understand the fashion industry and the appeal of it. I understand that there are some people who think it's important to them, and they're designers, they're artists, but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of our culture that's caught up in that and the red carpet stuff. It seems like there's a disproportionate amount of attention placed on that.

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

I love standup comedians. I really do.

There are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.