You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

I would say that now I'm somebody who goes to church.

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'