I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

The amount of guilt you deal with as a parent is pretty profound. It's a constant balancing act. I'm an ambitious person, but when I became a father, ambition had a different hold on me. Providing for my kids was important, but the superficial ambition drifted away.

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?