For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

I would make sweet love to Don Rickles.

I don't want people to think I believe in God.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.