I've been outed as a Christian.

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.