The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?

I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

I don't want to pick a team. I want to make people laugh and hopefully bring some - be humorous about the human experience, you know, whether they're people of any stripes of life.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.