Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

Once you identify yourself as believing something, you open yourself to ridicule.

Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching TV in Poland, they see the Pope, they think, "That guy was a jerk! He was so mean to me and now he's Pope? I got a swirly from the Pope!"

I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.