Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.