Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching TV in Poland, they see the Pope, they think, "That guy was a jerk! He was so mean to me and now he's Pope? I got a swirly from the Pope!"
Jim GaffiganI do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
Jim Gaffigan