My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.
Jim GaffiganThe idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?
Jim GaffiganBesides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.
Jim GaffiganIf someone picks up one thing you've written, you want them to go, 'Wow, this is pretty good.'
Jim GaffiganSome fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "
Jim Gaffigan