Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

I need the concept of mercy for me to have some semblance of self-admiration. So in real life, I'm probably somebody who is more devout.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.

I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no.