I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

Nursery schools and bars at 2 a.m. are the only places where it is completely normal if someone just spontaneously throws up on the floor...and just like a toddler, the bar patron wakes up the next day not remembering or caring how they behaved.

There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.

I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.