It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.