Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Don't get caught up in other people's expectations. Don't take anything for granted, either.

The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

Most of my material is , it doesn't necessarily involve a lot of editing. So even the show with the World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia, I don't have to worry about some of the material being inappropriate.

I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.