Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.

That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

I come from a very big family. Nine parents.