Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.
If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.
How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.'
I've been outed as a Christian.
I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.
A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.