If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

People need to write articles and they need to have angles in them and I'm grateful when people are doing articles, but I always say there's not a great mystery to stand-up comedy.

The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.