You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'
Jim GaffiganYou can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
Jim GaffiganยReally, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnยt it be hysterical if we went bowling?ย
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