Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.
I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.
The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.