How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.'
Jim GaffiganI'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.
Jim GaffiganJesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.
Jim Gaffigan