What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’

Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliché to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.

I feel guilty if I'm not reading books, but I read scripts of movies or things that I know I'm committed to that I'm going to do the project. I tell myself, "I'm going to read this script like six times," and I only read it the initial time.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.