What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.

Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.

I feel guilty if I'm not reading books, but I read scripts of movies or things that I know I'm committed to that I'm going to do the project. I tell myself, "I'm going to read this script like six times," and I only read it the initial time.

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.