What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching TV in Poland, they see the Pope, they think, "That guy was a jerk! He was so mean to me and now he's Pope? I got a swirly from the Pope!"

A lot of people are like, "You're doing commercials?" And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It's hard work, and I'm paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.

I've always been somebody that it takes me longer to learn things, but once I learn them... I'm like a quarterback that plays best in the fourth quarter.

You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.