You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist.
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.
Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'