One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells.

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

Award shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.