I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

I left the Midwest thinking I didn't fit in. But when I got to New York, I realized how truly Midwestern I was.

I've never tried fatback. Probably 'cause it's called fatback. I don't know which word creeps me out more: fat or back. Why don't they just throw in "hairy" while they're at it? "This is some delicious hairy fatback."