I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.

Stand-up used to be much more of a form combat. Heckling was much more common [in the '90s]. And I couldn't get stage time, and so I would go out to Pip's in Sheepshead Bay.