What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
In stand up, you get an awareness of how you come across, but in acting there is almost a hyper-awareness on how you might be physically perceived.