You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. "Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight."

My new years resolution? I will be less laz.

Screaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller coasters. This is why I usually look like I've just watched a horror film on a rollercoaster. Kids love to scream. Frightened, happy, bored. They scream. I've actually learned to love the sound of a vacuum cleaner. It's just so peaceful.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

I would say that now I'm somebody who goes to church.

I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.