You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.