You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.

It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

Don't get caught up in other people's expectations. Don't take anything for granted, either.

You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.