"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."

Cancer is always funny.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? They’re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isn’t it?

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'