"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.