I told my son, who's 11, "Look, I don't care if you curse - it's other people that care." So we tried that experiment, and he just cursed all the time. And I was like, "All right, now I care that you curse." You try to have this idealized view, and it's like, "I don't care." But it's just going to cause chaos.
Jim GaffiganSome of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.
Jim GaffiganOne of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
Jim GaffiganComics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.
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