I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.
Jim GaffiganWhy do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.
Jim Gaffigan