I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.
I don't want people to think I believe in God.
That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.
I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.
The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.
I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.