There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
Jim GaffiganThe Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?
Jim GaffiganAward shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.
Jim Gaffigan