It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?'

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a scenario where we consume a ton with individuals who pester the heck out of us.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.

I like to stay in a hotel where it's a dome of silence. I can sit in my room and do nothing.

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.