Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.