The entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."

But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.

We tend to outdo ourselves.

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?