The entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

I just want to be known as funny.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.