I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.