Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.

Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

I know that Colbert could quote Thomas Aquinas and all this, but I'm somebody who, because it's a necessity for me on a personal basis. I need it because I'm a lunatic.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.