You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
Jim GaffiganI'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.
Jim GaffiganDon't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.
Jim Gaffigan