I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.
Jim GaffiganI don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.
Jim GaffiganI see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
Jim Gaffigan