I think comedians get too much credit or too much criticism for the style of comedy they do, and they generally do the style of comedy that works for them. [...] There's no kind of shrewd calculation going into the type of standup we all do. It's like David Cross is supposed to be doing the David Cross' type of standup.

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.

Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

It's kind of hard to articulate, but, like, this notion of mercy, forgiveness, was very appealing for me. It was very profound. And it had a deep impact, and I think it still does.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.