I would say that now I'm somebody who goes to church.
Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.
Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?
I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.