Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.

I didn't think that it's something that would happen. I didn't think I would be in the position, emotionally or financially, to be able to do that. But I've been lucky [to have big family].

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a scenario where we consume a ton with individuals who pester the heck out of us.

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work toward.