Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
Jim GaffiganAward shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.
Jim GaffiganIt's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.
Jim Gaffigan