How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.'
Jim GaffiganWeโre never satisfied when it comes to food. โYou know whatโd be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, letโs use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!โ
Jim GaffiganWe wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was "The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan." And it was a bit terrifying.
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